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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 12:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Canadians went out of their way to help Americans stranded in Canada after 9.11.2001. Why did Canadians help so much the way they did? We read that Canadians don't particularly like Americans to begin with.

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

No go.

What happens in Sweden if you cannot pay a hospital debt you did not know about until recently but willing to pay when your finances improve?

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Who was most disrespectful today, Zelensky, Trump, or Vance? Give examples.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Scientists discover 230 new giant viruses that shape ocean life and health - Phys.org

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

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